Finch says funny things / 4
There’s a lot of sadness in the world right now, but I can always count on this little guy to brighten my day! I thought now would be a good time to press publish on the running list of things he says that crack me up. He loves to talk about certain body parts and bodily functions, which I’m sure you can imagine if you’ve ever spent a day with a little boy. I can’t believe in just two months he’ll be 5 years old!
Finch: “What’s five plus three?”
Me: “I don’t know, what is it?”
Finch: “SEVEN!”
Me: “Close, try again!”
Finch: “90!!!!”
“The second day backwards…” (how he says “yesterday”)
“There’s a ghost on our roof eating potato chips.”
Me: “God’s in your heart!”
Finch “No, blood’s inside my heart.”
Finch: “The greatest gift is Jesus, right?”
Eric: “That’s right, Bud!”
Finch: “I knew I was good at math!”
“Do cows pee out milk?”
“Alexa, set a timer for one second.”
Finch: “Have you heard of Jolly Claus?”
Me: “No, where did you hear about that?”
Finch: “I didn’t see it on a show. This is really important to our city. He comes to everyone’s house every night and if you clean your house he leaves you a treat, but we never clean our house so he never leaves us treats.”
“At the end of the root beer, it kind of like burns your tongue.”
“It’s as cold as a butt-load of donkeys in here.”
Me: “Hey Finchy, I love you.”
Finch: “I think you’re pretty small, too.”
Me: ?
Finch: “Small means awesome!”
Finch: “What degrees is it outside?”
Me: “3.”
Finch: “We should get our pool out!”
“Did you know my friend put his face in the fire? And they had to use eye drops to make him alive again.”
“Eels are snakes that live in the water and they don’t have eyebrows so you can’t tell what they’re thinking.”
Me: *hanging up from a customer service call to Redbox
Finch: “You called someone on the phone? That’s something you don’t see every day!”
Finch: *sniffing his nose
Me: “Do you need a Kleenex?”
Finch: “No, it’s just seasonal allergies.”
“I need to legit poop.”