Finch says funny things / 5
“I’m not fast, but I can do some cool moves.”
On vacation: “It’s actually fun to sit around once in a while.”
“Are you feeling quite terrific or only just excited?”
“Good thing you’re not dead yet.”
“I don’t much like to follow rules, I’ll just do my best.”
Me: “Do you want some orange juice?”
Finch: ”Orange juice? I don’t just like it, I love it!”
“I’m so confident, I can do things like natural cool.”
Me, working from home: “OK, Bud, I have to get on a call.”
Finch, watching TV: ”Don’t worry. I’m as comfy as a cozy.”
Me: “Do you like those new underwear better than your other underwear?”
Finch: “They feel the same because they’re both made out of rubber.”
“Do you know the best thing to do is to drink blood?”
“I’m saving this booger for lunch.”
“Where is my tushy cushion?” (whoopee cushion)
“There’s nothing like cold ice cream on a day.”
“I want to learn about guts and the moon.”
Finch: “Truth or dare?”
Me: ”Truth.”
Finch: ”What does a donkey say when it’s mad?”
“I want some experiment gum.” (spearmint gum)
“I love everyone in the whole wide universe, even in South America and New York.”
Cuddling with me: “Your tummy’s the best place in town!”
“I love spring break!” (after almost nine weeks of quarantine)
“When I’m mad, I play Minecraft on my iPad to calm down.”
“Minecraft is my life.”
“Sleeping in is not my thing.”
“T-N-T spells TNT.”
“Please please please with a flower on my head.”
“My boobs have a fever today.”
Me: “I’m ordering groceries and wondering if there’s anything special you’d like me to order for your birthday, like puffy Cheetos?”
Finch: “I would like you to order two remote controls that control two snowmen at the same time!”
“Every year when it’s your birthday your heart gets one pump bigger all around it. So God must have a big heart!”
Finch: “I’ll bring the Cheetos.”
Me: ”Where are you going?”
Finch: “The garage.”
Me: “Why?”
Finch: “Just have some peace and quiet.”
“I’m 5! But I haven’t learned anything right yet.”
Finch: “Is anyone in our family allergic to babies?”
Me: “I don’t think anyone in the world is allergic to babies.”
Finch: “Yay! We should get a baby!”
Me: “Why do you want a baby?”
Finch: “Because I want a friend I can punch in the stomach.”
Grabs a banana and yells: “A space potato!”
“Mom, I want to show you my invention I’ve been working on for ages.”
Running up to his cousins: “Guys! Whatever you’re doing, count me in!”
Finch: “Where’s my iPad?”
Me: “Over there on the table.”
Finch: “Huh. You’re smarter than you look.”