Finch says funny things / 7
Please enjoy the next installment of “Finch Says Funny Things.” Goodness, I love this kid. I hope he never loses his zest for life!
“Eggs are cold. Was this laid by a chicken in the winter?”
Re: soccer goalie: “Why does she have hands?”
“Jokes give me the blues.”
freckles = “prickles”
Pringles = “Prinkles”
“She [Rooney] takes a while to apologize.”
“What are these called? Cheeks? I thought it was a donating chicken.”
”Tomorrow can I spend the whole time cleaning windows?”
Holding a bottle of cleaning spray: “If you drink this, it has zero calories … but I’m pretty sure it’s disgusting.”
Finch: “St. Patrick’s Day is my favorite holiday. Christmas is my second favorite. Third is my birthday. And my fourth favorite holiday is palm tree day.”
Me: “You mean Palm Sunday?”
Finch: “Yeah, Palm Sunday.”
PAW Patrol = “Papa Troll”
Comes in from playing outside: “I just discovered that trees are very made of wood.”
“I would give you my tokens to pay the workers to build me an underground bunker.”
“I think strawberries taste like the sweet summer breeze.”
“My teeth are crooked. Can you get me braces?”
“If you lose your adult teeth, you’ll get grandma teeth.”
Driving through downtown Des Moines: “Whoa! Are we in Paris?”
Me: “Do you know our address?”
Finch: “175 KISS FM”
“You’re crushin’ the whole mom thing!”
In Walmart: “It smells like grandma’s gum in here.”
Eric: “The clock starts.”
Finch: “Pop Tarts?!”
“On my next birthday party, I’m inviting all the presidents! Or maybe only the four presidents on Mount Rushmore.”
After Eric gave Finch a kiss: “You could have given me a beard splinter.”
On his way to bed…
Finch: *screams*
Me: “Why are you screaming?”
Finch: “I scream when I’m excited.”
Me: “Why are you excited?”
Finch: “To go to bed! Tomorrow is a new day!”
“For my birthday I want to get fully vaccinated so I don’t have to wear a mask anymore.”
“No one likes a lazy dad!”
“Ew, white broccoli!”
“You can buy a car just $7 down!”