my nephew, who i have called shoo shoo since he was a baby, was playing angry birds on ric’s phone. i was playing the same game on my phone.
kaleb: i won! i got all the pigs!
me: shut up! (said with excitement, like no way! unbelievable!)
kaleb (clearly hurt): why would you say that to a kid?
…oops! totally the wrong words to use!!!