conversations with Rooney // 12

Some of my favorite one-liners from my favorite 3-year-old...

  • "Can we go to a sunset next week?"
  • "Daddy can I see your poop? Oh wow great job Daddy!"
  • "Dads are bigger than moms, right?"
  • "Twice is oh-stuh-spo-sta mean two times." (supposed to) 
  • After I asked her to bring me the TV remote: "Nope. You get what you get and you don't throw a fit."
  • "When you eat poop, you get sick, right?"
  • "If you eat poop, you have to go to the dentist, and the dentist will help get it out."
  • "Mom why is my bed naked?" (we were washing her sheets)
  • "Mom can you get me a book? I'm going poop."
  • "I need to go poop. Count to 31 and then we'll see if I'm done."
  • "Look how big that little tiny tree is!"
  • "I'm gonna be Ariel for Christmas!" (Halloween)
  • After singing "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star" to Finch: "I don't think I ever want to sing that song again. Because it hurts my tongue."
  • "I'm like 100 pounds tired."
  • "Mom look at your legs! They're all bumpy!" (it's called cellulite, dear...)
  • Every morning: "I'm still not 4?"